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outofcontextdnd:

SHAMAN (who speaks in second person): We summon a healing flood! The waters rush over the battlefield, bringing pain to our enemies and succor to our allies. 

WARLOCK: Ugh, warn me next time, dude, these robes are dry clean only.

snaxattacks:

jaseon:

Beautiful.

It’s finally acceptable to ship cities.

iguanamouth:

aliens arrive on earth but all they want to talk about is plants. scientists frantically question the aliens for days about secrets of space travel and civilization on other worlds but they always respond with “check out this fern”

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
Somerset Maugham (via ellenkushner)
whiteboardheroes:

Ghost Rider - 7/10
Gradients are really hard to draw on whiteboards.

whiteboardheroes:

Ghost Rider - 7/10

Gradients are really hard to draw on whiteboards.

venatorphile:

If you need to use someone’s “real name” in order for the Death Note to kill them, how does the Death Note know their real name? Do demons take birth certificates really seriously? What if someone legally changes their name? Does this mean people who use a different name like transgenders are immune to the Death Note’s powers???

ashfirin:

please watch this video of a deer having a temper tantrum because no one will feed him

madcat-world:

Sabriel - Sebastian Ciaffaglione